I've given it some more thought.
Since we still have to see each other every day, we need to make this work. I want you to know that I work differently now, but it feels like you haven't made the effort to keep up. You're kind of stuck in 1997 and well, the world has changed since then.
The stuff you're still into worries me. Comic Sans? Classified ads? SharePoint 2010? I can't give you the mainstream support you need anymore...no one can!
You've become a hoarder and it's time for you to get more organized - a total makeover. I want us to get more done together, but since you don't collaborate well with others, I'm never going to get that promotion.I'll be doomed to
eating lunch alone.
I guess we could stay friends, or as GOTYE put it, "Somebody that I used to know."
-Stuck in Silos in Cincinnati